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I'm officially a stat whore and helping people is very fun and rewarding. Ask my happy E-penis.

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Joined on 4/13/07

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Save the portal!
People that create such groups as AKK are just creating more laughs for them. If you wish to stop the spam don't bash all the crews because not all are bad. If you wish to get rid of the bad flashes watch all of their flashes some are actually funny.

Newground's Department of defense.
The requirements are pretty low and multiple positions. Great place to join and a club full of mature users that'll explain rules and where you can learn to help out newgrounds.

N.g Police Headquarters
It's where low B/p ranks can go to help out the portal. The requirements around around 400-500 B/p's. If you wisht join the EGB's this is a great place to start out. Andrea364 s a very nice and patient person. If you ever need help you could go ask her she's the unit ops. This is here you can learn the rules of flagging,whistling,and learn how to B/p fairly.

The Elite Guard Barracks
This club's here to help the portal mostly but it's members help on the BBS as well. The requirements for this club ae 2,500 B/ps and a good post history. They want you to be mature and have decent posts. If you hve these requirements you can post there and await the approval of EagleRock or SlashFirestorm. Don't be scared of any of the members high levels even if you go there to ask a queston they're all mature.

This is a great club if you wish to help out newgrounds. But they aren't mass-voters or anti-crews. They all only want their members to vote fairly not for B/p points. When you watch a flash don't judge based on who made it or if they're spammers. Some spam's funny you just have to vote based on what you believe it deserves. Also it's where you can post stolen flashes but include the original link to where it's from. This groups members vote fairly so if it's crap they vote according to what it deserves. They're here to help newgronds and if you meet the requirements don't hesitate to join up!

If you wish to help get rid of bad flashes join any one of these groups and help them out. They're all looking for new members and if you're a mature user who actually cares abou newgrounds these clubs will be perfect for you. Even if you aren't the most mature they'll be there to help you out. Just always remember joining or not vote based on what you believe things deserve and you'll already be helping newgrounds out.

Great songs by great bands.

Judas priest
Judas Priest Breaking The Law
Judas Priest - You've Got Another Thing Comin'
Judas Priest-Judas Rising
Judas Priest - Metal Gods
Judas Priest - Hell Bent For Leather (Live)
Judas Priest - Devil's Child
Judas Priest-"A Touch of Evil"
Alice in chains

Alice In Chains-Down In A Hole
Man in the Box / Alice in Chains MV
Alice In Chains-I Stay Away
Alice In Chains-Angry Chair
Alice In Chains-We Die Young
Alice In Chains - Love, Hate, Love
Alice In Chains-Bleed The Freak
Black sabbath

Black Sabbath-Iron Man
Black Sabbath-Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Black Sabbath - War Pigs
Black Sabbath - Hole in the Sky
Black Sabbath-Children of the Grave
Black Sabbath Into the Void
Black Sabbath- A Hard Road

Megadeth - À Tout Le Monde
Megadeth - Symphony of Destruction
Megadeth-Sweating Bullets
Megadeth - She Wolf Live
Megadeth - Train Of Consequences (Live in Chile 1995)
Megadeth - Kill The King
Megadeth Prince of Darkness
Megadeth - Angry Again
To be continued.

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